* You can eat any food at any time of the day or night
* You can talk about vomit/blood/stool/urine while eating
* You know what G7P3124 means
* Twins aren't a miracle, they're an every day occurrence
* You can measure objects in centimeters with your fingers
* You know that Vasa Previa is not the latest fashion model in Milan
* Your bladder can hold over 1500 cc
* You know that meconium is not a newly discovered element on the periodic table
* You hear blood curdling screams and don't flinch
* You can tune out extraneous noises
* You can ascertain a heart rate in 6 seconds or less
* You know what F.L.K. stands for
* To you R.O.M. doesn’t mean range of motion
* Coffee is a major food group
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